You be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground,: Asleep. Still.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

P.S. I need to wake up. I really must. Someone, slap me. Ugh.

The Never-ending Bucket List

1. ~~To annoy every Indian I know with my perfect Tamil language.~~

2. ~~To let my parents know their daughter is actually crazy by pretending to be an animal.~~

3. ~~To do a “lala” pose.~~

4. To drive a red double decker bus in London with Vi Vian as my passenger.

5. To be the godmother of my friends’ children, especially Li Peng, Siew Li, Vi Vian, Kia Hooi, Kern Yeung, Yen Yen, Wei Wei, Deena etc.

6. To name Vi Vian’s children as Million Mee Lian, Billion Bee Lian and Gazillion Kah Chi.

7. To come up with unique names suitable for the rest of my godchildren (Kia Hooi, be PATIENT!).

8. To be a multi billionaire.

9. To rescue Mother Hen and her family from prison for a foiled robbery attempt.

10.To play laser tag.

11.~~To take a ride on a train.~~

12.~~To take a ride on a bus.~~

13.To take a ride on a helicopter.

14.To take a ride on a war tank.

15. To handle a real gun.

16.To take down a burglar/ thief/ robber.

17.~~To utter a single Mandarin sentence without including any word from other languages.~~

18.~~To learn how to whistle an entire song.~~

19.To learn how to do that high-pitched two-fingers-in-mouth whistle.

20.To go sky-diving.

21.To go snorkeling.

22.~~To do abseiling.~~

23.To watch a horror movie with my friends.

24.To own a Ferrari, a Porsche and a Lamborghini.

25.To own a super huge mansion, so huge that it won’t even resemble a mansion anymore. It’ll look more like 5 mansions attached together.

26.To take a bath in a Jacuzzi. (I think it’ll be quite stimulating?)

27.To learn judo and ninjutsu.

28.To get a brand new phone which will not rebel against its owner for no reason.

29.To make my future children and godchildren watch The 3 Idiots.

30.To go ice-skating.

31.To punch a person in the face, just to know how it feels like.

32.To learn how to swim.

33.~~To experience almost drowning (yes, thank you very much, Fatso).~~

34.~~To give myself a drastically different hairstyle.~~

35.To be a licensed pilot with my own private jet.

36.~~To swim in a pool with my clothes on.~~

37.To deliver Kia Hooi’s babies by first bribing her gynecologist.

38.To own a multinational company.

39.To play paintball.

40.To own a Siberian husky and a peregrine falcon, and maybe a tiger.