Astronaut

Diwali Valthukal, patampuchi-s! Although I am deeply hurt by the fact that nobody except Sal remembers that I have Indian blood and wishes me a happy deepavali, I shall not dwell on that heartbreaking fact. It's alright. I am after all, just another random Malaysian with Indian blood. Friends, tend to forget all those small details. Of course, it totally doesn't matter even if my heritage is forgotten. Nope, I'm not going to blame anyone. Although it kind of hurts. But yeah, no worries. No big deal.

HAHAHAHAHAH. GUILTY ENOUGH YET? HAHAHAHAHA. Good. Now let's proceed.

I'm not going to type much. Too lazy. So let the photos do the talking.

Today's my parents' 20th anniversary! They've been married for TWENTY years! TWO decades! HAHAHAHA. They got married in the year 1991. I came along two years later. Mum was diagnosed with my brother 4 years after me. Joyyyyyy. =/ HAHAHAHAHAHA. You know the first photo (the largest one above)? They were POSING. HAHAHA. 

And today is also my self-declared childhood-friend-turned-gangster's birthday (the red shirt giraffe guy)! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAN WEE MINN! After the bodoh Chem prac paper, we went to this restaurant called the HUNGRY HOG. Fufffff, we walked so damn far wei. And the way there was so confusing, thanks to Poon. He brought us there, and in the end, NONE of us except him knew the way back to college. HAHAHA. The most awesome thing is, that restaurant is 100% pork-oriented. EVERYTHING has pork. Well, except the salad. It has burgers called "3 Little Pigs" and "Plain Jane". "3 Little Pigs" has 3 different types of pork, I think. Awesome right? PORK FOR LIFE! It even has "KeroPORK". HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I digress. Back to my childhood friend who is going around rewriting my awesome childhood. He told everyone that we played "masak-masak" together. NO, WE DIDN'T. HAHAHA. This dude, is insane. Anyway, I hope you love the present we got you. It's specially for you, so that you can listen to the one you're Skype-ing with. HAHAHA.

Okay, the three pictures below are random photos, I took and edited two of them.

Derrick, looking at cakes.

SPIDEY!

This is edited by Miss Transey Pansey Tan Vi Vian. *Sighs* I suppose absence really does make the heart grow fonder. SHE MISSES YOU LIKE CRAZY, MISS TINY RAINBOW-COLOURED CHILLI PADI TAN KIA HOOI! I have another photo of you, ALSO edited by Transey. See! So pilih kasih. HMPH.

 ANDDDDD to some people who already knew, and to those who I have left in suspense (just because I'm a sadist), THE BIGGGGG NEWS!

YESSSS! I got contact lenses! HAHAHA. My specs (first photo from the top right corner) somehow chipped off. So I went to make new specs (second photo from top right corner) and while I was filling up the details for the form, my Mum just went "Do you want to get contacts?" And I was surprised. I know I was going to wear contacts sooner or later, but not now. I just went "You'll let me?" And she was like "Sure,  it's up to you." And I, very calmly, very coolly, said "Okay." Inside I was like "WHATTTT. OMGGGG!" HAHAHAHAHA. Mannn, the first time wearing contacts was so difficult. It's my natural body defense mechanism! I tend to just shut my eyes when something foreign is being inserted into my eyes! And I was actually a little apprehensive about wearing it but after the first initial fright, I'm okay. But I won't be wearing it all the time. SO TROUBLESOME LAH OKAY. I'm only going to wear it, like maybe when I need to glare at someone or what. I'll be able to emit death rays from my eyes. HAHAHAH. And yeah, I made my brother pose with my USED contacts. HAHAHA. He was like "Eeewwww, NOOOO, YOUR EYE JUICE!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously? JUICE? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

AND AND ANDDDD, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS! Simple Plan! I downloaded the whole new album! It's AWE-SOMEEE. It reminds me of why I used to love them so much. I love THIS Simple Plan, not the "Your Love is a Lie" Simple Plan. Yep, this is officially my favourite song right now. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN, OR YOU'LL DIE REGRETTING FOR NOT LISTENING TO THE AWESOMEST SONG AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT! BY THAT TIME IT'LL BE TOO LATE!

This, my friend, is love. =D

And signing off,

The silent Indian.