Sleepless Razor

Ermmm I remember having a lot of stuff to blog about, but I pretty much have forgotten most of it. HAHA.

So I shall try to blog as much as I can remember in a chronological order.

The Saturday after my final exams ended on the 25th of November, Kia Hooi (IT'S KIA HOOI, JASON! GET HER NAME RIGHT! =D) and Vi Vian came over to my house. We planned this meeting for MONTHS, even before my exams started. We were supposed to watch the Three Musketeers (I'm sure you know why) movie in my room but unfortunately, I couldn't get the damn movie. So instead we watched Conan the Barbarian. HAHAHAHA. We had cream puffs, junk food and 100 plus in tall glasses. HAHA. Plugged the external speakers into Sam and we watched the movie while squashing ourselves in the couch in the middle of the room with the volume turned up DAMN loud. HAHAHA. It was awesome. Vi Vian was Captain Obvious because she kept saying all the most obvious things like "Ohhhhh now I know why it's called the Skull Cave! It's shaped like a skull!" And Kia Hooi was Lady Bimbo because she kept mimicking how a bimbo talks like "Oh yeah! Like totally!" HAHAHAHAHA. And I was the Epic Scriptwriter because I kept coming up with my own dialogues and plot like during the scene when he was trying to save the woman and some bad guy kept shooting arrows at him and I just went with a macho voice, "Hey! Can't you see I'm trying to pick up chicks here!" HAHAHAHA. I think the three of us would be able to produce a really epic parody of the movie. HAHAHA. Then the sex scenes. Fufffff.... We were like "AAHHH! WHAT! THE BUTT! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE BUTT!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA And I was hitting Kia Hooi the whole time 'cause she was sitting beside me. And while Vi Vian kept screaming, she didn't even avert her eyes. As for Kia Hooi, she went as far as to go closer to the screen, eyes totally focused. HAHAHAHA. That was totally awesome. Supposed to watch the Three Musketeers movie last Saturday but Kia Hooi had an emergency so it was cancelled. And Miss Lulu, how can you even suggest that I would be mad at you over something as serious as that! I always got your back, doofus. Always. And thank you so much, Miss Tan Wen Lee for helping to download the movie and subtitles. She's so awesome. =D

Then the next day, my parents brought my brother, my grandparents and me to the restaurant cum pub where they used to date. I think it was called the Pub D'Tavern, somewhere in Port Klang. I was telling my brother how they wouldn't let him in and he was going to stay outside because he's underage. HAHA. The food was pretty awesome. Then we went to AEON High Hill to have the Turtle Jelly because we had so much high cholesterol food, and to walk around. And my parents were holding hands and my Mum was giggling like a schoolgirl when my brother and I went "Oooohhh!" HAHAHAHA My parents are so adorable lah. HAHAHAHA. And while at Universal Traveller, guess who I saw? YES, DEENA THE PULI! HAHAHAHA. I was talking to my dad and looking at the jackets, then someone called my name and before my mind could register what I should do, my first reaction was to punch her. HAHAHAHAHA. I'M SERIOUS. I RAISED MY FIST TO PUNCH HER, HARD. HAHAHAHA. It was like some reflex action. HAHAHA. Then I suddenly realized her family was there and I managed to stop myself from punching her, but not enough to put my fist down. Yes, my fist was dangling in air the entire time. HAHAHAHAH. And guess what, SHE WAS ABOUT TO PUNCH ME AS WELL. HAHAHAH. We're such violent people lah. Her dad was like "Go! Punch her in the stomach!" and I started laughing really hard and told him "I WAS ABOUT TO!" HAHAHAHA. I bet our families really thought we were crazy. HAHA What a way to greet someone. HAHAHAHA.

Then last Monday, Li Lian, Wei Wei, Vino, Siew Ern and I went to Sunway Pyramid. The reason was because Li Lian had Sakae Sushi discount vouchers. HAHA. We went after college, from 3 to 8 p.m. Firstly, Wei Wei, Li Lian and I went to get Poon's present. Wei Wei was the one searching so hard while Li Lian and I kept laughing and just agreeing with her. HAHAHA. Ern Ern, Vino and I went to Elianto and the Face Shop to get nail polish and stuff. It was so funny. We tried the nail polish on Vino. HAHAHA. I was supposed to put it on for her but I kept laughing so hard that instead of putting it on her nails, I did it on her fingers. HAHAHAH. And we kept laughing so loudly, I think the salesperson thought we were crazy. Then we went to Sakae Sushi for dinner and Vino had such BAAAAAADDDDDD table manners, she kept texting Gujerat Singh and R         Singh. HAHAHAHAHA. After that, Li Lian and Wei Wei went to buy Honeybun (Li Lian's cousin)'s slippers and Ern Ern, Vino and I went to search for ICE CREAM! I bought green tea matcha ice cream. Hee. Bought pretzels for family. Then Li Lian fetched us home. That day itself, I spent 93 bucks. Don't ask. =/

On Saturday, was supposed to have classes until 12 p.m, but my awesome classmates managed to convince the teacher to cancel the last two periods. Okay fine, we made up our minds not to go even before we contacted the teacher. HAHA. Every single human being left the classroom before even telling our teacher. We all just sneaked out of college, praying the teacher wouldn't see us. Then outside of college, we got Brandon Loo to call the teacher and somehow managed to convince him to cancel the class. And since there was no Biology class on Friday, we ended our last day of college for this year at 9 a.m. AWESOME RIGHT. Then we had lunch in McDonald's and walked to Neway from college (Wei Wei, Tiger, Jessie, Jason, Wee Minn and me). Neway opens at 11 a.m. and we were there by 10 a.m. So we just sat in one of the karaoke rooms and talked. Well, mostly complaining because it was like a freaking sauna in there, since the workers refused to turn on the air cond. Camwhored a bit while waiting for the karaoke to open. When it finally did, HAHAHAHAHAHA. It was insane. Tan Wee Minn was screeching into the microphone like a lunatic and when he started to rap, HAHAHAHAHAHAH. You can call him Pitbull Swift. And with Jason and Wee Minn singing (screaming) together, the girls had no chance of letting our voices be heard unless we SCREAMED into the microphones. YES, WE WERE SCREAMING THE ENTIRE TIME. You know, with my other friends, I can sing for at least 3 hours because we normally sing 80% and scream 20%. With my college mates, 90% was screaming, and only 10% was singing. HAHAHAHAH. After only half an hour, Jason and I both lost our voices. We kept on screaming and singing but our voices kept cracking. But Tan Wee Minn was unbelievable. I tell you, if our government uses his voice to generate electricity, we will never have black outs again. HAHAHAHAHA. And WEE MINN SHUFFLED. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Jessie and I were like "Omg, unless we scream, we can't even hear our voices!" Wei Wei didn't really sing much, ishhhhh. Except when her Bruno Mars and Anthony Neely's songs played. HAHAHA her favourite song is Bruno Mars' "Marry You". I was screaming the entire time. And did I mention that Tiger is an amazing singer. No, seriously. She could sing through all the high-pitched parts, like Della Ding Dang's part and her voice wouldn't crack at all. SERIOUSLY. I was like singing halfway and going "WOW. She can sing!" HAHAHAHA. And the guys were so weird. They refused to sing songs sung by male artists except Jay Chou and kept on singing songs by Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift, Ding Dang. And Jessie and I were like "SO WEIRD. HAHAHAHA". The nicer photos are in Jason's phone and he hasn't sent them to me yet so you're gonna have to make do with the photos I took with my phone. My phone's camera sucks. =/ And you know what's the awesomest thing about my college mates? They are perfectly fine with making complete fools out of themselves, and that is probably why I was completely at ease with the crazy screaming and out-of-tune singing. Yes, you guys are awesome. =D

Today, Vino, Yen, Sal, Deena and me went to AEON High Hill to give Ern Ern a surprise celebration. HAHAHA. She was very surprised. She had so many clues, I even called Vino in front of her and she didn't think anything was weird. HAHAHA. Cut cake, ate at Kenny Roger's and watched Puss in Boots. The movie was okay, nothing special. While watching the movie, Sal and I sat together and there was a really short kid behind us and he kept kicking Sal's chair and that annoyed me because I felt the vibration. I got really irritated and just said "What the fuck" out loud and Sal started laughing and going "SSHHHHH!" which I followed by a glare and a loud "So annoying." Then the kicking stopped for a little while, then Sal suddenly scooted in front and when I asked why, she said the kid kicked her head. That was the last straw. Both of us turned behind, and I was like waving my hand and saying "Excuse me" to get the mum's attention. I raised my hand until it was HIGHER than her eye level, but she didn't even blink. Her eyes were completely focused on the show. HAHA. Then we finally got her attention and told her to get her kid to stop kicking the chair. Anyway, these people (Ern, Vino, Deena. Yen)! All Malaysians, I tell you. We were supposed to meet up at 1 p.m. but except for Sal and I, they came at almost 2 p.m. ISHHHH. HAHAHA. Had a lot of fun though. Meeting up with all of them was awesome. I was in such a good mood when I came back. Now I know why my parents don't really stop me from going out. Because I always come back in a good mood, and when I'm feeling good, I'm generous, kind, sweet. I always am, actually, but when I'm in a good mood, my generosity and kindness are tripled. HAHA. AND AND AND! After 11 years of friendship with Miss Lee Yen Yen, I stepped into her house for the very first time! SERIOUS! FIRST TIME AFTER KNOWING HER FOR 11 YEARS. Abnormal but that cave woman has never invited me to her home. Hmph. HAHA. Next stop, MISS LEE KERN YEUNG'S AND CHIEW WEI WEI'S HOME. I've gone to Ah Peng's house to play Barbies, Sal's house for her birthday, Kim's and Lulu's house for CNY, Vi Vian's BOTH houses for FUN and dinner. HAHAHA. And surprisingly, all of them could recognise me without my contacts and none thought I looked weird. HAHA.

And lastly, during my exams, I saw my cousin putting on nail polish for my grandma. And truth is, I have always been fascinated by nail polish but it has never occurred to me to try it. Then that day, don't know whether it was exam stress or what, I just said "Hey, why don't we all paint our nails the same pattern for CNY?" I was just saying it, and EVERYONE, even my mum and aunts were supportive. So my cousins and I went for a test drive on the Sunday after my exams ended. The process was very frustrating and I told myself that I didn't want to do it anymore, but the end product was SO SATISFYING. HAHAHAH. I could just stare at it all night! So yeah, that was when my interest in nail art started. It's probably just one of my whims, the whole world know I'm a very whimsical person. The next thing you know, I'll be donning fake tattoos. Nahhh, I'm over that stage. HAHAHAHA. So yes. I'm like the God of Nails now. My aunts are all admiring my nails, my friends are all setting up meetings so we can do it together. And my Mum is giving me free publicity and telling everyone to let me do their nails for CNY and formal dinners. And yeah, I am supposed to charge. HAHAHA. I'm awesome, I know. =P Photos ahead, because I know my Raji 3 wants to see it. HAHA.

And one more thing. I am currently part of the S-Superheroes League. I have even invented slogans for all the superheroes in the S-League.

Brandon Loo : SANDWICH MAN. "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, it's SANDWICH MAN! Chomping down sandwiches since 2009!"

Rachel Saw: SLEEPLESS RAZOR. "In brightest day, in blackest night, she...sleeps. Producing realities from dreams since 1993."

Wei Wei: THE SCREAMER. "Her whisper, will be your explosive downfall. Producing super sonic booms since 1993."

I KNOW RIGHT. I'M AWESOME. HAHAHAHAHAHA. "NO FEAR, THE S-LEAGUE IS HERE!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Okay, some photos ahead. I'll post the other photos when I got them from my friends.

• The SAM students' farewell lunch on the 14th of October.

• CONANNNNNN!

• Sunway Pyramid on Monday.

• Neway Karaoke with college mates.

• Ern Ern's surprise celebration.

• Nails!

This is the first attempt, which I wiped off after a day.

Second attempt, which was so awesome that I had them on for two weeks in college. HAHA. Received quite a lot of attention from college mates and lecturers. =D

SWAG!

Third attempt. Currently wearing these now. I did it on Saturday. This is the RIGHT hand, which is why the nails look so awesome. Inspired by poker cards.

This is the LEFT hand, which I forced my brother to do for me, and he made them look so FREAKING UGLY. I kept wiping them off and made him do it all over again. His hand kept shaking like he has Parkinson's. Ishhhhh.

I know, a lot of people think they're weird-looking but I like it. They look so carnival-ish. =)

Long enough post? Then, bye byeee!