Say Goodnight

HAHAHAHAHA Kia Hooi aka the bald Porthos is such an "adorable" clown lah. HAHAHAHAHA. I demanded for a birthday wish from her, to be sent to me at 12 a.m. sharp. She refused, saying she wants to sleep early and she'll wish me tomorrow. But obviously, me and my demanding nature insisted on one and even made her set her alarm clock. HAHAHAHAHAHA. AND THAT FUNNY GIRL accidentally sent me the birthday wish, which was supposed to be a draft at 10 p.m. which she then followed up with another message telling me not to read the birthday wish and that she'll send it again during midnight. HAHAHAHAH. Crazy human. All that sun rays penetrating through her bald head must have damaged her brains. HAHAHAHA.

Well, few more hours to go for the BIGGGG day! I was so hyper today, god knows why. I totally blame the McChicken I had for lunch. Chicken meat is like a drug, I tell you. I always get high after consuming chicken. And Deena, Amelia, Poon and Jason got to experience being with a very high awesome genius Rajah first hand. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Wei Wei sendiri pun sudah hyper so it didn't affect her. She started screaming, laughing and hugging me when she first saw me. CRAZY. HAHAHAHA. AND SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHY SHE LOOKED FORWARD TO SEEING ME SO MUCH. AWWWWW. See, my influence is like oxygen. You can't live without my influence. HAHAHA. Then today my classes ended at 2.30 p.m., so I had to wait for Pauline till 4. Wei Wei and Deena ditched me. =( HAHAHA No lah. Wei Wei went home and Deena went scavenging for sweet stuff. Soooo I went to the library and I accompanied Jason 'cause I know he needs my influence or he won't be able to live. And Poon and James were sitting at the row behind us. And I just started talking and talking and talking for one whole hour. HAHAHAHAHAHA. You know how talkative I can get when I get into that mood. HAHAHAHAH. Jason had to suffer for one hour. I consider that one hour to be most enlightening, with my deep, philosophical discussion about games, annoying Facebook-ers, the torturous Mandarin language, growing up. Jason was pretending to study the whole time. Tsk. Then James came and we started a bit on the meaning of life. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And I think Poon was trying to sleep so he kept going "Shut up lahhhh!" HAHAHAHAHA.

And andddd, during semester one, I was a FRESHMAN. In semester two, I was a SENIOR. And as quoted by my Biology teacher, I am now a SUPER SENIOR! YAYYYYYY! HAHAHAHA. I tell you, any word with the word "SUPER" is awe-inspiring. I'M A SUPER SENIOR! WITH A SUPER AWESOME PERSONALITY! AND SUPER INTELLIGENT BRAINS! For example, when one says, "Peter has large hands" and you'll be "Meh." But if one says, "Peter has SUPER large hands", then you'll go "OMG!" See, the super amazing power of the word "Super". So from now on, I'm going to refer to myself as a SUPER SENIOR!

And I think I may have been Albert Einstein in my past life, you know. We are so similar after all. We're both awesome, we're both highly intelligent and we both have hair. See? HAHAHAHAHA. SERIOUSLY. TOO HIGH, RACHEL SAW, YOU'RE TOO HIGH.

Andddd if I'm going to be a plastic surgeon in the future, I shall allow Jovan, Jessie, Tiger, Wee Minn and Amelia to have FREE BOTOX INJECTIONS! HAPPY? FREE, YOU KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Okay, gotta chill, monkeys. All hail the Rajah! =D

Anddd I wore contacts to college today. Remember I once said verbally that I will only wear contacts if there is any event (usually)? Yeahhhh, today is the "WELCOME BACK TO COLLEGE" event. HAHAHAHA. All my classmates were like "Rachel! You can see?!" Dudeee, I just climbed up 3 flights of stairs. OF COURSE I CAN SEE. HAHAHAHA.

Wei Wei, Her Highness, Raji 8 or 9. I don't even remember how many Rajis I have now. HAHAHAHA.

Taken by Jason's phone in Neway.

YEOW LI PENG! YOU BETTER WISH ME THIS YEAR! THIS IS EVIDENCE!

Oh yes, what I want for my birthday this year is a LONG, HEARTFELT, TOUCHING BLOGPOST describing my awesomeness. Yes, seriously. If you don't have a blog, then, give me a card filled with a LONG, HEARTFELT, TOUCHING MESSAGE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.